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Are you man enough to have a Hot Wife?

As the title say, are you man to have a Hot Wife?

Firstly, what is the definition of a Hot Wife?

A Hot Wife is a happily married female partner or girlfriend, who has the loving support, freedom, choice and is actively encouraged by her husband to have intimate casual sexual intercourse with other individuals in pursuit of fulfilling their fantasies, desires, sexual tensions and needs.

The Hot Wife term is used in the non-monogamous community or in the swinging fraternity. A wife who partakes in an open marriage or relationship is usually called a Hot Wife.

This has nothing to do with Cuckolding, where the husband is submissive and the wife controls his sexual activities. Being a Hot Wife does not involve in any humiliation by any of the participants involved. 

The husband has full knowledge of what his wife’s activities pertain, which requires an enormous amount trust and understanding on both sides, thus making the marriage even stronger, or otherwise, played out incorrectly, could destroy the relationship with the ultimate results of a divorce.

This maybe a dream for some married couples (mainly for the male partner) who, swept up in the midst of the throngs of passion, whisper sweet nothings between the bedsheets about wanting to spice up their relationship with a slice of kink on the side. But the dream compared to the reality, is the opposite side of the sexual explorer’s spectrum.

This kind of lifestyle, if luckily enough, could transform a dull, lifeless marriage into a fire ranging relationship, culmination into a longevity of fun and frolics, yet the all-important match has to be taken out of the box and striked first!

Think before you strike.

Are you ready to open Pandora’s Box? Are you ready to dip your toes into an alternative lifestyle? Are you man enough to know, watch or even see from pictures or videos that your wife is enjoying other men’s bodies, partaking in tag teams in which you may not be allowed to join in or even know about until after the event?

Remember, once the box is opened, you may never revert back to the norm? 

The Hot Wife lifestyle can be very arousing for both parties, being humiliated and emasculated from the male point of view (see Cuckold blog Do You Want To Be A Cuckold? – Kinky Klobber ), and being sexually fulfilled and having the power to dominate and choose whenever and whoever the wife wants to have sex with from the female point of view. 

Remember, just like in the Cuckold scene, the female has all the power in this relationship and not you!

As the husband, are you really willing to share your wife with any Tom, Dick or Harry regardless of what time of day it is or do you really want to mess things up in your marriage just by manifesting a naughty dream from the results of soaking in the afterglow of love making?

Yes, the idea at first maybe stimulating, getting aroused of imagining what your wife maybe up to on the night out with the girls, even being proud of your wife devouring other nameless men, even if you have set up the meeting yourself, but if you’re not a strong enough person, but a weak willed and insecure man, then having a Hot Wife can also poison your soul, transforming that innocent loving husband to a damaged demon, twisted with jealousy or even paranoia.

So do think carefully before approaching your partner with this life changing decision. Even the discussion of this subject may cause friction between you both and you don’t want to ruin an already great relationship, do you?

If ever you do raise the subject, even in jest, no one should be forced into doing anything that they don’t want to, regardless of how many drinks you’ve had or any ‘innocently’ small steps you may suggest.

Do not keep harping on about the subject if your partner doesn’t want to participate. If this happens, drop the subject, pass it off as a silly joke and carry on as normal.

If the topic does arise again in the future and you’re both agreed to chat about it, then an open and honest discussion needs to take place between both of you regarding the pitfalls, traps and possible outcomes before anything else takes place. Do your research, chat to others on message boards and if happy with everything that you’ve learnt, you may be ready to take the next step.

Though before you begin your journey and everything is completely understood about what may happen, and if you both agree and want to take the plunge, then rules must be set in place before anything can happen. Firstly both of you will need to state what is allowed in your Hot Wife lifestyle and what is private between you both. For example, will the wife be taking part in full penetrated sex with or without protection?

Both partners should take equal responsibility in finding play mates for the Hot Wife. This is an equal sexual relationship and enjoyment must go both ways.

Keep this in mind if the husband starts calling all the shots and states who his wife is allowed to play with. No one can dictate on another person’s life. You have both agreed that this is your lifestyle choice and both parties should be experiencing the pleasures equally. 

Are you ready to explore your hidden desires?

You’ve conversed and dissected the subject and chatted about how you both feel. You’ve done your research and have set the rules. So what’s next?

Here are a few tips on your journey. Some maybe obvious. So don’t judge!

10 Simples Starter Tips.

  1. Before leaving your house and taking on your first playmate, log on to a chat room and see how comfortable you are chatting with others. Do this as a partnership as you both need to know your limitations and feel relaxed about talking about each other in a sexual situation.
  • When happy with your chats, have a go and start to play on cam. No faces need to be shown, nor real names are needed at this stage and both of you can be fully clothed. All you have to do is talk to others (hopefully single men who are preferably local) and find out their reactions and intentions. When you do this on a regular basis, you may end up with a following of fans.
  • Whereas possible, wear sexy underwear as well as stockings and suspenders on a daily basis. This will make you feel sexy and confident, even though no one can see them.
  • If working in an all-male dominated environment, then a gradual change of wardrobe may have to come in to play, that is, if you have your eye on someone at work and may want to experiment on them! This can be fun and make your days fly fast, so you should take your time. Your choice of clothing has to be subtle as you may not want to attract any attention at first, but just to experiment with your outfits.  

Start by wearing a light blouse or top with dark underwear underneath. Yes, I know it goes against all the fashion rules, but you’re trying to turn heads in becoming a Hot Wife. See who reacts to your latest fashion statement and take notes. If uncomfortable with this, then simply undo an extra button to reveal your cleavage a bit more.

  • When you start to get a bit braver, go topless underneath your blouse and tight top. Again, you can always cover up your pert nipples with a scarf or jacket.
  • Start to gather your Hot Wife fashion range and keep them separate in your wardrobe. Fancy showing off your legs on day at work? Then wear a simple shorter skirt to highlight your stocking clad legs. 
  • Invest in several pairs of sexy shoes. They don’t have to be too high so that you can’t walk in them, but they do have to be comfortable too.
  • Get your partner to pay for some essential pampering. I know this is old fashioned and women earn their own money but if he wants to see you looking like a stunner and attracting lots of men, then he will have to dig deep into his pockets and cough up the dough. Expensive perfume and jewellery works too. And gents, this goes both ways. You will have to keep up with your looks and grooming too.
  • Start to practice flirting with people. Give compliments, smile at people and become a generous person. Lightly stroke someone’s arm when talking to them or lean in closer. Look interested in what they are saying, even if they are boring you to death.
  • When you have practised all of the above, and you’re both ready for a dry run, then both get dressed and go to a bar or pub that’s out of your area, so that you won’t be recognised by anyone.

Take a seat in the corner and let the How Wife look out in to the room. Take time and see if she attracts any attention. For now, you’re just having a drink, nothing more.

As the Hot Wife, furtively watch the guys in the bar and see their reactions to you. If you’re wearing a short skirt, are you ‘accidently’ showing off some stocking tops? Are you even wearing any panties? Are any of the men whispering to each other and pulling at their crotch?

Take a wander to the ladies and see whose eyes follow you.

All you’re doing at the moment is acting out a role. Nothing sexual has to happen as you’re just getting comfortable being watched and talked about.

When you’re both ready with what has happened and you’ve got the desired results, you can simply leave and go home. Experiment concluded. The end.

That is, if the night takes a sudden turn and you’re starting to get chatted up by a group of men, you may decide to stay and take things further! If so, game on and good luck.

I hope this article has dispelled some myths about Hotwifing and has given you an insight in to what to expect.

Again, if you’re interested and tempted to join this lifestyle, please do think carefully about the consequences and do as much research as possible.

Take care.

Be safe and play safe.

As the saying goes, a happy wife is a happy life!

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Do You Want To Be A Cuckold?

Troillsm. Observing one’s partner engaged in sexual activities with another person.

Are you a cuckold?

Do you want to be a cuckold?

Could you cope being a cuckold?

Derived from the word cuckoo and alluding to the habit where the bird lays its eggs in other birds’ nests, biologically a male who unwittingly invests parental duties to those who are not genetically his offspring is deemed a cuckold.

The modern terminology for a cuckold these days is a husband or partner of an adulterous wife or girlfriend.

For the instance of this article and to keep the subject as simple as possible, a cuckold will be referred to as male in a straight relationship, although same sex relationships can happily comply with this terminology with one partner playing away known or unknown.

As a cuckold there are generally two main differences with various subcategories and subcultures.  

The main and modern known cuckold is a husband who has an erotic fetish of watching his wife (called a Hot Wife) flirt and have sex with other men in front of him or via any kind of live web chat, or knowing that she is having sex with other men without his presence, either in a different room from each other situated in the same building or away from home and with some kind of proof that she is playing away.

This could be the wife sporting sexy lingerie instead of wearing her usual day to day underwear, having pictures or videos of her encounters that she’s willing to share with her husband as well as with a select circle friends and others online, used underwear where the remnant signs of sex can be found or making the husband orally clean up the remains of her lover’s juices from her nether regions, known as a creampie.

Another type of cuckold is generally a husband whose wife is cheating on him by having an affair or secretly having sex with other people without him knowledge and permission.

Anyone who wants to enjoy the cuckold lifestyle must be in a trusting relationship where the husband and wife agree to a set of rules beforehand of what can happen, regardless of any situation that may occur whilst being together in their partnership.

Depending on their agreement, the husband tends to be the submissive half in the bedroom, which, in some cases, can overlap into their normal daily lifestyle.  Being humiliated and degraded in front of his wife and her sexual partners can be an exhilarating experience, leading into the realm of escapism. Having the binds of respectability, responsibility and the alpha male syndrome suddenly relinquished and not being in control of the situation which he is used to, can bring out the masochist within his macho ego and heighten his sexual desire.

The fantasy of being a cuckold can be exciting, intoxicating and may revive a dull, vanilla sex life, whilst the realism of this dream can cause anxieties, fears of failure, inadequacy, friction and jealousy.

This is not the normal keys in a bowl, wife swapping swinger’s relationship where both partners are equal and can have consensual sex with others, together as a pair or off out separately.

If you want to have a partner who openly plays around, regardless of how much you both love each other or how much you trust each other, you both have to seriously consider the pros and cons of allowing others in to your inner sanctum and joining in your bedroom games. This is a huge emotional step to undertake and must not be considered lightly, even if you have necked back several glasses of wine late at night and feeling rather randy in the process.

As a typical cuckold, the wife will now have the sexual power and can dictate what she desires, when she wants it, where she wants it and how she wants it. The male may have no choice once the genii is out of the bottle when the wife gets the feeling of her empowerment or the pleasure from the numerous sizes of her playmates she may welcome to water her flower.

Once the wife has tasted her liberation, and enjoys it, she may take it a stage further in restricting her husband from playing about by locking him in a cock cage. This is a male chastity device that stops the penis from getting aroused and confines the growth within the metal or plastic casing.

The wife will keep the key to the cage and may release her husband to play when she feels fit. She may even emasculate the husband even more by giving the key to one of her lovers to look after who then becomes the key holder. The lover, called a Bull, if powerful enough, may take control of both of the couple and invite other bulls into the household to fornicate with the wife whilst the husband watches or may make the husband clean up the bulls once the deed is done.       

The locked husband may even be forced by his wife or the bull to wear ladies lingerie whilst watching his wife take all. If so, he is now deemed as a Sissy and possibly ‘owned’ by the bull.  

By doing this, the husband may feel unworthy and inadequate in the bedroom department, unable to fulfil his wife’s needs. Yet the wife may only want to have a cheap thrill, the flattering experience of being wanted or the urge to be used by a complete set strangers, sometimes more at one time, still with the knowledge of having a husband to come back home to and fall back into his loving arms.

Another type of cuckold, which is fairly rare, is when an alpha male who doesn’t enjoy any form of humiliation, has a say in who his wife sleeps with and when.

Real cuckolds today are not weaklings, idiots or pushovers. These men have found a sexual fetish niche that makes them happy. Like many other kinks, being a cuckold can be a stress reliever as well as a primeval experience.

Though back in the day, being called a cuckold was considered an insult. Cuckolds have sometimes been known as ‘wearing the horns of a cuckold’. This is a reference of the mating habits of stags who use their horns in battle, but forfeit their mates when they are defeated by another male.

The Saint Arnoul, Arnolphe or Ernoul is often cited as the patron saint of cuckolded, hence the name of Molière’s character Arnolphe.

The female version of a cuckold is a cuckqueen.

A cuckqueen is the wife of an adulterous husband or partner. She is aware of her partner’s activities may encourage it, and like her counterpart, can take sexual pleasure from it, even though she may sacrifice her own sexual pleasures and lead a life of celibacy.

In this instance, the male takes on the sexually dominate role whilst the female takes on the submissive role. The wife is only allowed to take part in sex with the permission of the husband.

The husband can allow a cuckqueen to play with other husbands or lovers. But in some instances, the cuckqueen can be humiliated by her husband and lovers in exactly the same way as a cuckold.

Whether you’re a fledgling cuckold or a cuckqueen, please take your time in deciding if this is the right path for you both to take. Is this just a dream or a fantasy? Do not take you sexual journey lightly. Talk and talk more about it. Do not force your partner into this lifestyle if they don’t want to. Why ruin a good relationship over a flight of fancy?

Though do remember. Once you have stepped on to the cobbled carpet to cuckoldry, there is no turning back!

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Play Safe

Play Safe

Here is a post from Facebook.

•YOU saw him on Facebook.
•You check his profile picture.
•He drives a Range Rover Sport 2019!
•He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You want to hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up in those leggings with no underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up – fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you for lunch.
•He takes you for drinks.
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand.
•Makes you laugh.
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It’s like you’ve known him forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays you on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it’s wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it’s too late.
•You obey and don’t disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don’t hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow.
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ooohh man.
•You feel special.
•”He must be ‘the one’ you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•”I had a great time,”
•He gives you cash.
•You smile and say.
•”See you tomorrow babe.”
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away.
•In the taxi you can’t stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn’t reply.
•It’s unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn’t respond.
•Minutes later you can’t find him on your friend list.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in.”I’m sorry. You’re HIV Positive and Pregnant!”
•You don’t understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•You go to the bus stop.
•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see death coming nearer.
•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
•That’s the end of you

Don’t be that girl! Live well. Stop chasing material things. Play safe. Use protection. No excuses! Full stop.
Be a girl you want your daughter to be!

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If you were in a committed relationship, regardless of it being open or exclusive and your partner happen to have snogged someone whilst they were sober or drunk, would you class that as cheating, a stupid mistake or wouldn’t you care?

Kissing is simply two body parts touching each other, just like holding hands, isn’t it? If so, what’s the difference between an Eskimo kiss and a butterfly kiss? Aren’t they just as intimate too?

Is kissing a personal and precious act between two loving people or just an unemotional action where human beings long to connect with anyone, whoever they are, whenever they are and wherever they are?

Can kissing lead to other things, other pleasures or other mistakes?

Or is a kiss just a kiss?

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Swinging Advice For Single Guys

I have come across loads of frustrated decent guys who are struggling to meet women and couples online and are continually being rejected. Why is that?

Is there a hint of desperation lurking in the darkness? Is the repetition of rejection dampening your arder? Are you subliminally emitting signs of a psychotic parasite whose intentions are to conquer anyone’s private parts without any thought and emotions?

What about seeing from the other person’s perspective? Have you considered what they have to go through? Can you imagine how many emails of dross that they have to filter just to find the right companion?

Read their profiles carefully. Are you what they are looking for? Do you match their requirements? Will you be compatible? If not, then why are you subjecting yourself to humiliation? Why are you wasting your time, knowing that the answer will be no? Your ego can only take so much and you don’t want to shatter your confidence, do you?

Consider this.

Imagine you’re this beautiful sparkling diamond protruding from a steaming pile of manure surrounded by faecal matter and urine. The diamond is priceless and has been spoken about but not seen in a long time. Other people are desperate to have it, but they can’t get to it as they don’t want to get covered in all the surrounding crap.

Unfortunately this is what couples and women have to deal with on a daily basis. These poor people are inundated with piles of poo which pour into their inbox, thus missing out on that rare diamond.

Don’t be that trapped, dirty diamond swamped by a city of crap. Stand out from the crowd. Give yourself some sparkle, dazzle with your charm and become the coverted company that everyone wants.

With all that in mind, here are 10 simple, yet honest tips aimed at single guys who are having trouble meeting swinging couples and women for friendship and hopefully some slap and tickle.


As you are a single man on adult sex websites, you are the majority and have no power. Couples and single ladies have the power. This means you are the bottom of the food chain and have to stand out from the crowd to get attention.

Check out your competition. Click on the search engine on your site and search for men looking for women and couples. Don’t be surprised on how many guys are all looking for the same kind of thing as you are.


This is your advertising board to the world.

Your profile defines who you are and what you are looking for. Let people know what you like, your interests, how far you can travel, your availability and when/if you can accommodate. The more specific you are with your description, the better the chance of finding the right matches.

Be yourself when writing your profile. That way you will be unique and will stand out. Don’t claim to be someone that you’re not and write a lot of lies. If so, you will attract the wrong type of person and will feel uncomfortable when you meet up. If you want to experiment with both sexes, then add bi curious to your profile.

If you don’t want a certain type of person to contact you, then you can adjust this on your site settings and block them. You will not offend them as they won’t be able to search for you nor see your profile.

Take decent photos of yourself. This is obvious as people will want to see what you look like and then they can decide if you are their type or not. Please DO NOT upload a cock shot as your profile picture. Have a tasteful body picture instead. Most people like to see a variety of pictures, including face, body and cock. Also, constantly update your pictures and profile. Remove older pics as your body may have changed over time and use current ones. You may surprise someone when you meet up as they may have been attracted by a pic of you with a tanned six pack and then you arrive with a wobbly party keg! This may classed as false advertising.

If you don’t want to show your face in public, (this could be because of work, partners, or you simply just don’t want to) your face pic can be set as private or can be sent through a private message, email or briefly on cam.

As a bonus, get photo verified as this will make you come across as more reliable. Plus it shows that you are serious about your profile and getting genuine meets.


Before you make the first contact, please read their profile in full. Why? Because you may be wasting your time by not fulfilling their requirements.

Most of us skim over profile details, desperate for a meet. But in most cases, other people are not so desperate and are looking for the right kind of people. For instance, if their profile states that they are looking for people between the ages of 30-50 and you are 51, then DO NOT contact them unless stated otherwise. Again, if they are looking for bi guys and you’re straight, then the partner is not going to let you near his wife or girlfriend as he will be missing out on the fun too!


Congratulations. You match their requirements. Now what?

Think with your brain and not your penis. This is recommended for younger single guys and in some instances, older gents too. When you have the horn, rub one out before contacting anyone. Save that for your mobile apps.

Use your brain and not your penis when writing an email. You may find that the couple may not be exciting as they were an hour ago. Their sexy pictures may have turned your head, but after your happy ending, they may not seem as appealing as originally thought.

When sending a personal message, please don’t use text speak. Most people will find it hard to understand, plus it’s rather immature. Also, when massaging a couple, address them as a couple and not just one person as it’s rude to ignore their partner.

Please don’t send one liners, such as ‘nice profile’ or ‘wanna screw’. You will definitely be blocked and you will have lost your chance of fun and games. Send a polite and friendly email, the kind of email that you would like to receive. If you share the same interests and kinks, then mention them in your message, though nothing explicit at this stage. Remember that you’re contacting real people and not some random sex object.

If the reciprocates want a picture, then send a happy face and body pic and definitely no cock shots (unless asked for).


After you have made your first contact and you don’t get a response, move on. Yes this is very annoying and can be considered as an insult to your ego, but there may be a reason for this.

Obviously you may not be what they are looking for and if they haven’t got the decency to say no. this may be a warning to you so move away quickly.

The couple could possibly be away on holiday, dealing with an emergency or you could have contacted them during work hours and they need to be at home or somewhere private to reply to your message.

It could be that the couple have been inundated with emails and are taking their time to sort through them or that they have simply forgot. If they are interested in you, they will get back to you in their own time. Remember, they have the power.

If your email has been read and they haven’t answered for a while, don’t send a bitchy email back to them. Your abusive email may end up getting you bad feedback and being kicked off the site. Forget about these people and move on. Life’s too short to worry over little stuff like that.


It’s not a personal attack if you receive a message saying ‘Thanks, but no thanks’.

Again, it could be you’re not what they’re looking for, the couple are not playing at the moment or something else has come up. Just accept their reply and move on.


Yes. High 5. You finally have a yes to your message and you’re both interested in some playtime. Now what?

Don’t come over pushy with your messages. Just be natural and let the conversation flow. If the messaging gets a bit heated between you both, then yes suggest some simple actions that you would like to do. See if they suggest anything first. On your initial message don’t beg and say ‘I want to do X with you’ or ‘Can we meet now, I’m horny?’ This is very uncomfortable for the reciprocate and can be an instant turn off and you may be blocked.


Don’t be known as a timewaster.

Have the decency to turn up on time, clean and fresh. If you’re not sure about meeting them or getting intimate with them when the time comes, then simply say ‘No thanks’. This will save a lot of time and bother.

Not showing up can cause so much trouble. The couple could have spent hours sorting out accommodation, spent money preparing for the event or have travelled a long way.

If you are nervous about the meeting, then say that in your messages. The lady or couple will understand. Perhaps they are nervous too! If you don’t know what to talk about at first, talk about work and hobbies. Then after a few drinks you will all be relaxed for the next stage. If you’re not comfortable with the situation, then you can politely walk away. At least you have made the first step and had a nice social event out of it. Perhaps the next time you may go further.


As a single guy, you are allowed to use this too.

If you’re uncomfortable with the situation, then say so. You cannot be forced to do anything thing that you don’t want to do. If people laugh at you because of this, then walk away.

If they demand condoms, then use condoms. However horny you are at the time and are asked to do unpleasant or uncomfortable things, remember you’re in control of your own life and surroundings. Just say no.

Also, respect the couple’s limitations and boundaries too. If they say no, it means no.


These websites are not like your mobile phone apps that cater for instant sex on tap. Although I’m sure there are people on the site who are looking for multiple partners too. Treat the website as a social scene and then you will find the experience much more enjoyable. And if you’re lucky enough to find playmates then that’s a bonus.

Remember that you are using mature adult sites and that you need to treat people with respect. Present yourself as you wish to be treated and not the slut that you want to be.

Most people on these sites are looking to make friends as life can get lonely these days. Plus this can be a perfect outlet for them to indulge in their fantasies, kinks and fetishes. Having someone else who understands them and that they can to talk about it openly, even if you both are miles away from each other, can be a comforting and liberating experience.

Forums and chatrooms are a great way to get to know people. Plus they are ideal for getting noticed and promoting yourself. Plus you’ll be able to find and meet other people in your area who have the same interests as you. And if you’ve very lucky, you may see or even perform as sexy show on cam.

Premium Membership has its benefits too. On some websites you can message as much as you like and are able to use the chatrooms with more cams on view. Also you can upload more photos per day and have access to the site’s premium offers and discounts.

I hope this has helped in any way and can make your online experience much more enjoyable and hassle free.

Have fun and be happy and stay safe.

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Swingo Bingo!

Here is an ice breaking game that will help you to kick start your party.

Print out the sheet and hand it out to each guest as they chat over their drinks. It’s up you if you want the whole sheet filled up or separate prizes for anyone who has four corners or one line completed on their card.

This is a great game as your guests can get to know your other each other and start to play without any awkward moments.


Have fun and good luck!



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#Yank #YFronts

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November 11th 2017

Whilst having a discussion over dinner in an upmarket restaurant, the subject of pubic hair cropped up. Naturally! Apparently, my friend has been told that she has a neat, tucked in lady front bottom, which lead to the conversation about Brazilian’s, Hollywood’s or the back, crack and sack. With that in mind, how you grow your gardens or not? Do you shave/wax, trim or let it grow naturally down there?

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Launch Night 2017

How fitting to choose the approach of Bonfire Night to officially Launch Kinky Klobber into the Ethos.  It is now time to shrug off the chains that bind and embrace and encompass a new era of exploration into the exciting unknown underworld of Kinky Klobber and sexual exploration for the modern generation.

Quite simply anything goes … Come as you are.

Here, you will find a friendly bunch of like minded individuals ready and willing to explore and fulfil your every desire, however secret these may be.  We offer a bespoke and personal service dedicated to helping you to fulfil your inner desires.  Our aim is to provide a full and complete individual service to our clients who may require help and support in any/all areas of their lifestyle choices.  We not only provide materialistic purchases but also are willing to engage with and support all who visit our site with the view to providing excellent customer service and confidentiality.